Showing posts from June, 2006

Geoffrey Chaucer Hath a Blog

Geoffrey Chaucer Hath a Blog

Thys haue to be yne of the most amusynge and satyrycal blogges ich haue yver red.

Why I'm Glad I'm Not a Southern Baptist

Southern Baptist Resolution

"RESOLVED, That the messengers to the Southern Baptist Convention meeting in Greensboro, North Carolina, June 13-14, 2006, express our total opposition to the manufacturing, advertising, distributing, and consuming of alcoholic beverages"

I guess somewhere in the inerrant translation of the KJV version of the Scriptures, the following passage must have been omitted.

1 On the third day there was a wedding at Cana in Galilee, and the mother of Jesus was there.
2 Jesus also was invited to the wedding with his disciples.
3 When the wine ran out, the mother of Jesus said to him, “They have no wine.”
4 And Jesus said to her, “Woman, what does this have to do with me? My hour has not yet come.”
5 His mother said to the servants, “Do whatever he tells you.”
6 Now there were six stone water jars there for the Jewish rites of purification, each holding twenty or thirty gallons.
7 Jesus said to the servants, “Fill the jars with water.” And they filled them up to the …